I was honoured to find myself sitting in for the sensational MICHELLE WARD again today. Well I have to say that or she’ll let my tyres down or have me wheel clamped or something!

Anyway on today’s show apart from enjoying 3 whole hours of fabulous music we also found time to hear about the woman who startled fellow passengers on the underground train she was on, by plucking a dead goose in preparation for her dinner. We also learnt about a lawyer who became so  concerned that the case he was conducting was not going his way that he launched a physical attack on the judge with a flyswatter. Things developed into a mass brawl involving the lawyers on both sides plus the judge. Well at least no one on the jury fell asleep! Finally we had news of a British inventor who it seems has developed a machine designed to blow record breaking raspberries at the French from the Cliffs of Dover, where his machine has been installed in a pair of specially constructed buttocks! Well I guess that might also put off some of the illegal immigrants camped in Calais. Previous inventions from this whizz kid include a pram capable of doing 50 MPH and a fire spurting mobility scooter. I think I might get one of them!

See you again soon,
Scott