I guess it takes all sorts to make a world but what can you say about this?

A woman with a zombie doll wife is hoping to spice up her marriage by giving polyamory a go by bringing a six foot male alien doll into the relationship.

26-year old FELICITY KADLEC made headlines in 2018 when she married a zombie doll called KELLI ROSSI, who we now learn is 16 years older than Felicity  

Perhaps it was this age difference that made Felicity realise that there was something missing in her relationship, so she started seeing another creepy-looking doll on the side, who goes under the name ROBERT KADLEC.

We are now reliably informed that all three are now enjoying a happy polyamorous relationship.

Apparently Felicity met the dolls on a Halloween prop website called Creepy Collection, where she purchased both of them for $1,000 (£800).

Pictures of the wedding revealed zombie doll children too, which Felicity says the three are raising together. These are named as Rachel, Luna, Billy, Holly, Victor, Marty, Finney, Gremly, Robbie and Molly – and it’s been reported that they will shortly be joined by another zombie love child to be called, Peter.

Felicity’s marriage to Robert took place on Valentines Day when the bride was given away by her grandfather. The bride seemingly wore a red dress with a sparkly red bow in her hair, to match Robert’s colours.

Felicity read her vows out, and answered ‘I do’ for both her and the doll.

She stated: “He says yes,” as she kissed the doll.

Said Felicity, “When it’s time for bed I may only cuddle with Robert or Kelly but sometimes it’s with them both”. ”Kelly feels fine about me being with Robert because Robert and Kelly are best friends.

“In the future, I’d like to take them out more without fear of judgment.”

FELICITY went on to say, “Objectum sexuality is not a bad thing nor a disorder. It is a spiritual connection and not a delusion.”

“I’d also like to put out there that I’m in therapy and my therapist sees nothing wrong with me loving my doll family.”

Well at it’s good to know that she employs a therapist. 

Frighteningly she still has the vote – no wonder people like Trump get elected!

Back in the real world, in the second hour of today’s show I was joined by Margaret Mills who this week took us over to Loughton Hall – but not the Loughton hall that stands today but the Loughton Hall in Tudor times.

You can listen here to what Margaret told me today: –

I very much hope to have your company again next week,
Scott