I’ve finally succumbed to the Christmas festivities and started putting up my decorations. I guess it’s getting the cards out next! With the Christmas spirit filling the air I decided to look today at a couple of Christmas related stories.

Both involved Christmas trees, the first concerning a fight which broke out in a private house in South Carolina between two pensioners and a younger woman, who it seems was incensed to find the the older ladies had seen fit to decorate the tree whilst she was still at work. Police had to be called to resolve the issue but it seems it still took almost 3 hours to restore order and calm. Perhaps the upset would have been greater had the tree been decorated with sex toys as seems to have occurred to the tree erected in Milan. Maybe the city elders were worried that if the vibrators had all been turned on at once the tree would have lost all its needles!

Right I suppose I’d better go home an write those Christmas cards. I’ll see you again tomorrow.

Scott