First off let me express the hope that you had a great Christmas. Of course if you are really lucky you may still be off work in which case maybe you caught today’s show.

Along with a veritable feast of music, we heard today about the Italian circus that tried to pass off dogs as pandas by painting them! I’ve heard of clowns having painted faces but dogs as pandas has got to be a first!

We also looked at some of the daftest reasons that some people have given for calling the emergency services. I guess the one that gets me is the woman who complained that her neighbour’s cat had given here a “strange look”. Perhaps it recognised incipient insanity!

See you again tomorrow
Scott