Indeed we heard today about a man from South Wales who was so depressed when he reached his 50th birthday that he blew up his house.

As a result he will spend his next four birthdays in prison – unless, of course, he decides to try and blow up the jail.

Meanwhile on the other side of the world we had news of another 50-year old who came to an untimely end when his 6 ton stash of pornographic literature fell on him and crushed him to death.

Must have been hard core, I guess!

See you tomorrow,
Scott