Here we are at the start of another week and a new US President has just been inaugurated.
Well believe it or not, to coincide with this momentous event an evolutionary biologist has discovered a new insect – a moth actually – which has been named after “THE DONALD” as Neopalpa donaldtrumpi.
So after SUPERMAN and BATMAN we now have MOTHMAN in charge of the Free World!
It seems that there’s method in the madness, as unlike the Trumps themselves, the creature is an endangered species and it is hoped that the publicity will help to attract attention to preserve the newly discovered species.
We also reported on the technically switched on 6-year old girl who, whilst her mother slept, managed to gain access to her mother’s phone to order $250 worth of her favourite Pokemon toys.
You just can’t keep pace with these technologically educated kids!
See you again tomorrow,
Scott