We learnt today that in a poll conducted last week, no less than 30% of people claiming to be Republican voters, said they were in favour of bombing the Middle Eastern town of Agrabah. The only problem here is that Agrabah is the fictional town in Disney’s Aladdin.

Frighteningly these very people will be going to the polls before too long to chose the next leader of the western world!

Also from the USA comes news of the lady real estate agent duped into promoting a spoof product, called the “Pet Euthanasia Glove”, supposedly being marketed by SUPER AMAZING INNOVATIONS. The product as described, would supposedly allow pet owners to save on vet’s bills when the time came for their animals to enter “THE HAPPY HUNTING GROUND”.

All the owner would have to do was to dip their gloved hand into toxic powder and literally pet their dog to sleep.

What will they think of next?

See you again tomorrow,
Scott