The Man who wrote Rebecca Black’s “Friday” has Made A New Song Called “Chinese Food”  And if you think Friday was bad, you need to listen to Alison Gold’s song “Chinese Food.” It’s about how much she likes Chinese food and it was written by Patrice Wilson, the man who wrote Rebecca Black’s “Friday.
Here’s a quick overview of what happens in her video. She starts singing about Chinese food while walking around. She then goes to a Chinese food restaurant to buy some. Then she sits down to eat it.

Then she meets a panda and the two of them go off to a field to sing about Chinese food. And they roll around and tickle each other. Then the panda takes his head off to reveal that it’s Patrice Wilson, the rapping guy from “Friday,” and he starts rapping about Chinese food. He does it while playing Monopoly with a bunch of little girls at a sleepover.

Then he eats wontons in a hat on a park bench. Then he and a bunch of little girls dress up like geishas and dance about how awesome Chinese food is.

And then the panda flies out through the roof on a rainbow and the video ends. A truly awful track and one you can enjoy here –

On Tuesday morning’s breakfast show here on Phoenix Rob Jelly had a chat with one of my heroes – Paul Merton. Rob actually managed to get some totally improvised material from Paul. What Paul may not have expected was Rob asking him to think on his feet to take part on this week’s Twitter chat concerning #10FactsAboutMe. We had a listen again to Paul Merton chatting to Rob Jelly…

Paul and his Impro Chums are back on the road and will be at Palace Theatre in Westcliff on Monday 21st October, and you can hear that interview again here – https://www.phoenixfm.com/2013/10/15/paul-merton/