Today we learnt about the fate suffered by bartender, EDIN MEHIC, when shortly after consuming a kebab, he inadvertently emitted a voluminous belch close to a police officer in Vienna’s Prater Fun Park.
He was promptly slapped with a £55 fine.
Reverberations of the belch are such that more than 100 people have since vowed to attend a loud belch-in at the site of the crime at the weekend.
Could be a bit of a blow for the authorities then!
Meanwhile from Wales comes news of the council who have arranged for a house to be purpose built for a 60-stone woman who can’t fit in her present home.
The new house has been thoughtfully located within half a mile of 13 takeaway restaurants including five Chinese takeaways, two Indians and a number of pizza and kebab shops so at least she shouldn’t go hungry!
See you again tomorrow,
Scott
