During our first outing in February, we heard all about the girl in Norway who believes she should have been born as a cat!

She may not have managed to catch a mouse yet but she purrs, meows, hisses at dogs, walks on all fours, wears a pair of cat ears and a tail, and likes to curl up in a sink and the windowsill.

What is unclear is how she washes herself – she doesn’t like water – and whether she goes outside to do her business or maybe she has a litter tray.

We also learnt about a police raid on an opera singer’s apartment after neighbours mistook his rehearsal for the scene of a violent incident of domestic violence.

How very embarrassing!

See you again tomorrow,
Scott