We learnt today that an Alabama councillor is seeking divine guidance for a plan to ban the wearing of saggy jeans, trousers and shorts in public.
“ I’ve prayed about this and I know God would not go around with pants down!” Councillor Frank Goodman told a meeting of Dadeville Town Council. Meanwhile Council member, Stephanie Kelley told reporters that they also had to do something about girls wearing shorts up so high that they looking like under garments. She added that the council did not want to show favouritism. Seems like the local girls were keen to show rather more than favouritism!
Now I’m not exactly renowned for my technical know how, so I love it when I hear about people who are really tech savvy falling foul of technology. It seems that last week Microsoft boss, SATYA NADELLA, ran into trouble at a high profile sales conference where he was trying to demonstrate the wonders of their newly released CORTANA voice assistant technology. Unfortunately when he asked it to show him his most at-risk opportunities, to gales of laughter from the assembled audience, it insisted instead on offering to remind him when to buy milk – and not just once either. After three attempts he gave up!
As long as I have not fallen victim to technology in the meantime, I’ll see you again tomorrow,
Scott