Yes on my bonus show this week we heard about the holiday company offering escorted tours of the war-torn areas of Eastern Ukraine. A four day trip will set you back around £2000 plus airfares and whilst armed security guards will accompany each group the company won’t take any responsibility for what might happen to their clients. Can’t wait!
And if you wondered what might be the driving force behind Russian President Vladimir Putin’s policies in Ukraine, Whitby Town Councillor, Simon Parkes may have the answer. Mr Parkes says that Mr Putin is being advised by aliens and Mr Parkes is in a position to know since he claims that his real mother is 9 foot tall, green with 8 fingers and has a son on another planet, whilst his father is a reptile. Well now that we’ve established his credentials, I think we have all the facts to help us to come to an informed decision.