On today’s, and for me, bonus edition of the show, and with Christmas on the horizon we took a quick look at a couple of gift ideas you might want to consider.

For Europhiles what could be better than THE (UNOFFICIAL) UKIP COOKBOOK.  Priced at just £6:99 it’s full of suggestions for replacing foreign meals with traditional British food. For example it suggests eating a full English breakfast instead of croissants, replacing pizza with a ploughman’s lunch and opting for a Scotch egg instead of taramasalata. The cover even proclaims that it is now available in Romanian! Wonderful, I love it. And children haven’t been forgotten either with the arrival of the Lego pole-dancing club kit complete with G-string clad dancers, zebra-print couches and a pole. It also features a DJ booth, performance stage, LED lighting, hologram tiles and leopard print flooring.

We also heard about the chap who turned up to a job interview, clearly the worse for wear after sinking a few too many alcoholic beverages. When the interviewer suggested that the candidate might be the worse for wear, rather than leaving, he flew into a rage and attacked the potential employer with a skateboard. After finally leaving, he later returned and stabbed the prospective boss. As he had thoughtfully left his completed job application on the boss’s desk, it proved relatively easy for police to trace and arrest the miscreant. I don’t think his interview proved successful so the vacancy is still open if you are interested.

Right I’m off now – see you next week,
Scott