It’s bonus day for me today as I was deputising for Mike Jones who is currently sunning himself without caring about us lot dissolving in the rain and chill.

Anyway on today’s show we heard about the desirable 10-bedroom property you could snap up for a song – just £325,000. Unfortunately the song might have to be Ghostbusters as the property comes complete with a whole menagerie of ghosts, poltergeists and the like including a piano which plays on its own to order!

Now I think we’ve all heard of bomb scares, but “bum” scares – well that’s something new to me, but not apparently to the Chinese who ordered security officers to carry out anal inspections of each and everyone of 10,000 pigeons due to be released in Tiananmen Square last week as part of the national day celebrations. It seems they were concerned that the birds might be carrying explosives. Well there’s thoroughness for you.

See you next week,
Scott