It’s the start of another working week so we definitely need something to cheer us up so with our colleague STEVE DAVIS braving the delicacies on offer in the jungle, we enjoyed the story of a would be thief in the newly appointed city of culture, Hull, who’s cry was “I’M A BURGLAR – GET ME OUT OF HERE”. It seems he was forced to utter these words after misjudging the space available to get through a window and was left dangling in mid air, after being trapped for over an hour. Now I wonder if that’s a “hanging offence”.

We also heard about a woman in Cornwall who also had some unwelcome visitors drop in on her after not 1, but 2 cows fell through her roof – a drop of milk perhaps!

Call me heartless, but I’ve always taken pleasure and comfort from other people’s misfortunes so these stories really cheered me up and set me up for the rest of the week!

See you again tomorrow,

Scott