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AN EXTRA PORTION FOR LUNCH

Whilst poor old Michelle Ward was rather poorly today, I was able to attach EAT MY LUNCH to my all new “much more music Monday” edition of THE TWO O’CLOCK SHOW.

In addition to all the usual features of traffic news and events guides, as previously when covering for Michelle, between all the music, I included some oddball stories that you might have missed such as the story of the Russian who was in such a “rush” to escape from the clutches of his girlfriend, that he launched himself from her 8th floor apartment via the rubbish chute, only to become wedged on the 5th floor from where he had to be cut free. We then moved on to the news of a 26 year old man who has successfully managed to get into the final 12 for a beauty contest being staged in Brighton this coming Friday. If he (she) wins he/she will get a trip to Dubai and the chance to star in a photo shoot! Finally we had news of an exhibition of absolutely nothing. The exhibition which opens in London on 12th June, will cost £8 to get in for which sum you will be able to see absolutely nothing! Maybe I should exhibit my brain.

All being well Michelle will return tomorrow at 11, in which case I’ll see you at my usual time of 2 tomorrow afternoon.

All the best,

Scott

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AN EXTRA PORTION FOR LUNCH

Whilst poor old Michelle Ward was rather poorly today, I was able to attach EAT MY LUNCH to my all new “much more music Monday” edition of THE TWO O’CLOCK SHOW.

In addition to all the usual features of traffic news and events guides, as previously when covering for Michelle, between all the music, I included some oddball stories that you might have missed such as the story of the Russian who was in such a “rush” to escape from the clutches of his girlfriend, that he launched himself from her 8th floor apartment via the rubbish chute, only to become wedged on the 5th floor from where he had to be cut free. We then moved on to the news of a 26 year old man who has successfully managed to get into the final 12 for a beauty contest being staged in Brighton this coming Friday. If he (she) wins he/she will get a trip to Dubai and the chance to star in a photo shoot! Finally we had news of an exhibition of absolutely nothing. The exhibition which opens in London on 12th June, will cost £8 to get in for which sum you will be able to see absolutely nothing! Maybe I should exhibit my brain.

All being well Michelle will return tomorrow at 11, in which case I’ll see you at my usual time of 2 tomorrow afternoon.

All the best,

Scott

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AN EXTRA PORTION FOR LUNCH

Whilst poor old Michelle Ward was rather poorly today, I was able to attach EAT MY LUNCH to my all new “much more music Monday” edition of THE TWO O’CLOCK SHOW.

In addition to all the usual features of traffic news and events guides, as previously when covering for Michelle, between all the music, I included some oddball stories that you might have missed such as the story of the Russian who was in such a “rush” to escape from the clutches of his girlfriend, that he launched himself from her 8th floor apartment via the rubbish chute, only to become wedged on the 5th floor from where he had to be cut free. We then moved on to the news of a 26 year old man who has successfully managed to get into the final 12 for a beauty contest being staged in Brighton this coming Friday. If he (she) wins he/she will get a trip to Dubai and the chance to star in a photo shoot! Finally we had news of an exhibition of absolutely nothing. The exhibition which opens in London on 12th June, will cost £8 to get in for which sum you will be able to see absolutely nothing! Maybe I should exhibit my brain.

All being well Michelle will return tomorrow at 11, in which case I’ll see you at my usual time of 2 tomorrow afternoon.

All the best,

Scott

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AN EXTRA PORTION FOR LUNCH

Whilst poor old Michelle Ward was rather poorly today, I was able to attach EAT MY LUNCH to my all new “much more music Monday” edition of THE TWO O’CLOCK SHOW.

In addition to all the usual features of traffic news and events guides, as previously when covering for Michelle, between all the music, I included some oddball stories that you might have missed such as the story of the Russian who was in such a “rush” to escape from the clutches of his girlfriend, that he launched himself from her 8th floor apartment via the rubbish chute, only to become wedged on the 5th floor from where he had to be cut free. We then moved on to the news of a 26 year old man who has successfully managed to get into the final 12 for a beauty contest being staged in Brighton this coming Friday. If he (she) wins he/she will get a trip to Dubai and the chance to star in a photo shoot! Finally we had news of an exhibition of absolutely nothing. The exhibition which opens in London on 12th June, will cost £8 to get in for which sum you will be able to see absolutely nothing! Maybe I should exhibit my brain.

All being well Michelle will return tomorrow at 11, in which case I’ll see you at my usual time of 2 tomorrow afternoon.

All the best,

Scott

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