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Could this be construed as treason?

At the risk of being imprisoned in the TOWER OF LONDON, today we reported on the story about the butcher in NEW ZEALAND who’s launched a limited edition of sausages to mark the ascendancy of KING CHARLES III to the throne.

It seems that back in 2012 during a visit to India our new King referred to his fingers as “SAUSAGE FINGERS” after they had swollen up during the long haul flight he’d been on. 

Apparently this is a condition he’d suffered on for years so now a butcher in New Zealand is marketing a limited edition of KING CHARLES SAUSAGE FINGERS to mark the new monarch’s ascension to the throne.

Announcing the new range, AVON’s BUTCHERY posted a picture of the new King, replacing his fingers with actual sausages.

Good job they don’t still whisk you off to the Tower for doing something like this. 

Mind you according to author, Mario Reading, a self-claimed expert on the prophecies of the 16th century astrologer, Nostradamus, the reign of King Charles maybe shorter than expected.

After re-interpreting the forecasts of the aforesaid, Nostradamus, Reading suggests that King Charles will abdicate, but that it will not be William who takes over, but to “a man who never expected to be King” but just who might that be is not divulged!

Later on today’s programme I was joined by local historian, MARGARET MILLS, who told us about the somewhat unusual Essex based religious sect known as THE PECULIAR PEOPLE. 

Listen here to learn what Margaret had to say about this unusual group: –

Always assuming that I have not been incarcerated in “THE TOWER” and am still a free man, I hope to have your company once more next week,
Scott

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Could this be construed as treason?

At the risk of being imprisoned in the TOWER OF LONDON, today we reported on the story about the butcher in NEW ZEALAND who’s launched a limited edition of sausages to mark the ascendancy of KING CHARLES III to the throne.

It seems that back in 2012 during a visit to India our new King referred to his fingers as “SAUSAGE FINGERS” after they had swollen up during the long haul flight he’d been on. 

Apparently this is a condition he’d suffered on for years so now a butcher in New Zealand is marketing a limited edition of KING CHARLES SAUSAGE FINGERS to mark the new monarch’s ascension to the throne.

Announcing the new range, AVON’s BUTCHERY posted a picture of the new King, replacing his fingers with actual sausages.

Good job they don’t still whisk you off to the Tower for doing something like this. 

Mind you according to author, Mario Reading, a self-claimed expert on the prophecies of the 16th century astrologer, Nostradamus, the reign of King Charles maybe shorter than expected.

After re-interpreting the forecasts of the aforesaid, Nostradamus, Reading suggests that King Charles will abdicate, but that it will not be William who takes over, but to “a man who never expected to be King” but just who might that be is not divulged!

Later on today’s programme I was joined by local historian, MARGARET MILLS, who told us about the somewhat unusual Essex based religious sect known as THE PECULIAR PEOPLE. 

Listen here to learn what Margaret had to say about this unusual group: –

Always assuming that I have not been incarcerated in “THE TOWER” and am still a free man, I hope to have your company once more next week,
Scott

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Could this be construed as treason?

At the risk of being imprisoned in the TOWER OF LONDON, today we reported on the story about the butcher in NEW ZEALAND who’s launched a limited edition of sausages to mark the ascendancy of KING CHARLES III to the throne.

It seems that back in 2012 during a visit to India our new King referred to his fingers as “SAUSAGE FINGERS” after they had swollen up during the long haul flight he’d been on. 

Apparently this is a condition he’d suffered on for years so now a butcher in New Zealand is marketing a limited edition of KING CHARLES SAUSAGE FINGERS to mark the new monarch’s ascension to the throne.

Announcing the new range, AVON’s BUTCHERY posted a picture of the new King, replacing his fingers with actual sausages.

Good job they don’t still whisk you off to the Tower for doing something like this. 

Mind you according to author, Mario Reading, a self-claimed expert on the prophecies of the 16th century astrologer, Nostradamus, the reign of King Charles maybe shorter than expected.

After re-interpreting the forecasts of the aforesaid, Nostradamus, Reading suggests that King Charles will abdicate, but that it will not be William who takes over, but to “a man who never expected to be King” but just who might that be is not divulged!

Later on today’s programme I was joined by local historian, MARGARET MILLS, who told us about the somewhat unusual Essex based religious sect known as THE PECULIAR PEOPLE. 

Listen here to learn what Margaret had to say about this unusual group: –

Always assuming that I have not been incarcerated in “THE TOWER” and am still a free man, I hope to have your company once more next week,
Scott

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Could this be construed as treason?

At the risk of being imprisoned in the TOWER OF LONDON, today we reported on the story about the butcher in NEW ZEALAND who’s launched a limited edition of sausages to mark the ascendancy of KING CHARLES III to the throne.

It seems that back in 2012 during a visit to India our new King referred to his fingers as “SAUSAGE FINGERS” after they had swollen up during the long haul flight he’d been on. 

Apparently this is a condition he’d suffered on for years so now a butcher in New Zealand is marketing a limited edition of KING CHARLES SAUSAGE FINGERS to mark the new monarch’s ascension to the throne.

Announcing the new range, AVON’s BUTCHERY posted a picture of the new King, replacing his fingers with actual sausages.

Good job they don’t still whisk you off to the Tower for doing something like this. 

Mind you according to author, Mario Reading, a self-claimed expert on the prophecies of the 16th century astrologer, Nostradamus, the reign of King Charles maybe shorter than expected.

After re-interpreting the forecasts of the aforesaid, Nostradamus, Reading suggests that King Charles will abdicate, but that it will not be William who takes over, but to “a man who never expected to be King” but just who might that be is not divulged!

Later on today’s programme I was joined by local historian, MARGARET MILLS, who told us about the somewhat unusual Essex based religious sect known as THE PECULIAR PEOPLE. 

Listen here to learn what Margaret had to say about this unusual group: –

Always assuming that I have not been incarcerated in “THE TOWER” and am still a free man, I hope to have your company once more next week,
Scott

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