Last week Margaret Mills took us all off to Thaxted to discover just what makes the THAXTED FLITCH and this week she moved over to Dunmow to report on the revolutionary activities of the renowned one-time local vicar, Conrad Noel.

Listen here to what Margaret had to say about this gentleman: –

But before getting on to that particular subject, we reported on the scurrilous goings on in Paignton where the activities of a serial shoplifter at the Tesco store in Paignton, Devon have been under investigation.

It seems that the miscreant has now been identified as a seagull named Steven, who has already made off with £300 worth of crisps after working out how the automatic doors work. 

During one of his latest raids Steven has been caught on CCTV making a run for it after swiping a bag of Mini Cheddars. 

It’s believed he raids the store at least 3 times a day and each time scurries off with another bag of crisps.

It’s reckoned that to date he’s notched up no less than 17kg of food.

It seems that he doesn’t keep to just one brand but likes to vary his diet with Monster Munch, and Tangy Cheese Doritos, which seem to be a favourite.

After making a bolt for it down the High Street he’s been spotted sharing his ill gotten gains with another seagull on a roof over the road from the supermarket.

Appalling!

I ask you what’s the world coming to? 

Hope to see you again next week,
Scott