On today’s, and for me, bonus edition of the show we heard about the triumph of red tape over common sense which has resulted in two schools in Carmarthenshire having to remain open with staff and governors, despite having no children to teach. A good lesson there I’d suggest!

And whilst you are considering what delights to serve over Christmas, spare a thought for the Lincolnshire woman who has developed a
taste for loo rolls. It seems that she stuffs a complete roll down every day. Her doctor and family have torn her off a strip – but she just eats it! Don’t go round to her for tea and ask if she’s got any rolls. She could have just eaten the last one.

Right it’s off to the Phoenix Christmas bash tonight – hopefully loo rolls are not on the menu! I’ll see you again next week,
Scott