The Top 5 ‘Things Not to do at A Wedding’.
1. Never shout ‘boring’ at an inappropriate moment.
2. Shout during the ‘if any knows why these should not be joined’ bit for a laugh.
3, Kiss the bride inappropriately/ unless you should be.
4. Never dress in black or white unless you should be.
5. Wear ivory in any form, especially as a decorative suit.
Sound advice…
Went to Edinburgh – it rained when we arrived – which was sad. Beautiful city though. I talked about my bad experience at a Michelin restaurant – not a natural posho to be fair. I kept leaving my napkin on the table and the waiter kept folding it into a swan. Unnecessary.
Track List – Royal/Wedding/Love Themed
The La’s – There She Goes
Van Morrison – Brown Eyed Girl
Spandau Ballet – Gold
The Cure – Friday I’m in Love
Sly and the Stone – Family Affair
Kasabian – Empire
Matt Munroe – My Kind of Girl
Dusty Springfield – The Look of Love
Libertines – What Katie Did Next
MGMT – Kids
Dizzie and Florence – You’ve Got the Dirtee Love
Queen – Somebody to Love
Kaiser Chiefs – I Predict a Riot
Mystery Jets ft. Laura Marling – Young Love
B52s – Love Shack
Jackie Wilson – To Be Loved
The Darkness – Love is Only a Feeling
The Smiths – This Charming Man
Ray Charles – Hit the Road Jack
The Coral – Who’s Gonna Find Me
Billy Idol – White Wedding
