‘Top 5 Things You Musn’t Do When Meeting the In-Laws for the First Time’
Tom’s car Keith is in a spot of bother – it keeps purring like a panther. Not because the engine is powerful – because it’s a bit broke! Shall I take it Edinburgh? Probably not. But one does care for a challenge.
Anyone watched Essex Jungle – Channel 5 – best programme on, for me. Masterchef is getting too over the top – like X Factor – ‘Watching doesn’t get tougher than this.’ Cue intense music/clips of a sweaty kitchen.
Met my Girlfriend’s Extended Family for the First Time. Here’s my top 5 tips on what not to do…
1. Compliment the body of your Mother-in-law.
2. Lie about your job.
3. Don’t commit to disliking anything – unless you know they definately will agree. ‘I think sailings rubbish’…’oh you have a yaught’ etc.
4. Boast about speeding (with there precious relative in the car.
5. Never mock the cooking. Be grateful, and look delighted – even if it is a veggie platter.
I would avoid stealing too – thank you Dave. A wise suggestion.
Tom’s Tracks
Wham – Young Guns
Outkast – Hey Ya
Eart Wind and Fire – September
Fine Young Cannibals – Good Thing
Ray Charles – Mess Around
Isley Brothers – Take Me In Your Arms
Jamiroquai – Feels Just like it Should
Boney M – Daddy Cool
Boo Radleys – Wake Up Boo
Edwin Star – Happy Radio
Ash – Orpheus
Editors – Munich
The Clash – Should I Stay or Should I Go
The Futureheads – Hounds of Love
Gorrilliaz – Amarillo
Bloc Party – Song for Clay (Disappear Here)
The Who – Barbara O’Reilly
Arcade Fire – The Suburbs
Razorlight – Before I fall to Pieces
The XX – Crystalised
Bryan Adams – Run to You
Tom
whats with the wham fixation
I’ll tell your dad
GH
Geoffry – you can’t beat it.
I’ll get something more from your era out next week…
Like Vera Lynn.
wow – well done you – am so proud !!
Hi Tom, I was wondering if you could do me a HUGE faviour. What it is you see, I like your intro and your on at 4pm a resonably time for a Sunday, I would very much like to have a tour of Pheonix radio tomorro if thats ok? I wont say anything and I may be a cat but i’m an old cat so i won’t do anything, it’s just that I went to bbc broadcasting house for a tour last Sunday (£9.95) and i’d like a comparison from Pheonix. I live in Billericay so I can take the heat. I’ll tell you a bit about the tour if you like or if you’ve done that i’ll tell you who sold the Americans a bridge that was falling down and what they sold us back…and how funny Iran found it.
Kind regards lol Janet
Hi again. Maybe i could be more pasific, it would be great if you want to tell me anything about the procedure involved if what you do practically but i wont ask any questions unless you ask me if i have one and i’ll go when you ask even if it’s only after five mins. I’ll pop by anyway but it would be great if you let me know. Or even at another time i dont mind who it who i see, but it has to be tomoro for me. If not thats ok, i understand.
Janet
Janet – pop along by all mean.
Just after 5 would be great.
Tom