Although I was losing my voice today I still managed to relate the story of the Dutchman who thought he would propose to his girlfriend by singing to her through her bedroom window. Unfortunately the unsupported crane he used for this task tipped over and smashed through the neighbour’s roofs. How embarrassing is that?

We also heard about the key witness at a court case in London, who after an hour of close questioning in the witness box was found not to be speaking English. Once a translator was found, as her answer to every question was that she could not remember, her testimony would appear to have been as much use as a chocolate fireguard. The case continues!

Provided my voice holds out I’ll see you again tomorrow.
Scott