I think it’s fair to say that most of us would like to shed a few pounds – and inches off our waistlines – but not so Monica Riley from Fort Worth Texas, who we’re told is a model (really!), and proudly announces that she wants to become the world’s fattest woman at 70 stone!
She aims to achieve this feat in stages and her first target is to reach 50 stone – some model!
She says that at 50 stone she would be immobile but feel like a queen as her boyfriend – yes she has one – would be waiting on her hand and foot.
The boyfriend’s name is Sid Riley who says he’s also excited by the plan.
Already if she lies down after a big dinner, Sid has to help her roll over because her belly is too full for her to roll herself.
We’re told that this is a big turn-on for both of them and it seems they also plan to raise a family, employ a nanny to help round the house and take the offspring out for walks.
One has to wonder how all this will be paid for, especially given the generous diet (I use that word cautiously), that she’s on.
Since meeting Sid on line 4 months ago, size 38 Monica has gained almost four stone by gorging on 8,000 calories every day.
To assist Monica with her weight-gain, Sid prepares a special shake for her to drink through a funnel.
The shake consists of ten Pop Tarts, heavy-duty cream, ice cream, milk and weight-gain powder, totalling 3,500 calories.
Monica said: ‘The funnel feeding is what I really look forward to. I find it to be a very sexual experience and I know Sid likes it too.”
Monica said: ‘The bigger I get the sexier I feel. I love my big soft belly and stuffing myself with food really turns me on.”
Monica said: ‘I could get hit by a car tomorrow and my life would be over. At least if I die this way I will have lived out the life I wanted and fulfilled all of my dreams.’
In that event, I would guess that any vehicle involved would likely be a write-off!
Of course being a Tuesday I was joined once more by Margaret Mills who turned her attention to two astronomers from Wanstead, one of whom became Astronomer Royal.
If you missed what Margaret Told me, you can catch it all again here: –
I’m away next week but hope to return on Wednesday 20th September, when I expect to be deputising for Bob Simpson who is also on his holls,
Scott
