On today’s show we heard about a destructive explosion which resulted in a Canadian social media influencer suffering an injury which looks like involving her in substantial expense for cosmetic surgery.

Now you have to feel sorry for her as by the age of 21 she’d already spent a whopping £83,000 on cosmetic procedures including several boob jobs, nose jobs, fat transfers, a brow lift, veneers, liposuction, and an illegal Brazilian butt lift that has started to ‘rot’ inside her body.

There’s even more horrors she’s inflicted on herself but I don’t think we’ll go into those!

But now following the explosion of one of her massive 38J breast implants she’s been left with a lone boob weighing in at 5 kilograms.

As a result she’s accorded herself  the title of the Uniboob Queen.

The popped implant left behind a huge mass of saggy, stretched and tattooed skin with her breasts becoming a mere shadow of themselves.

She’s now decided that this incident is a sign that she needs to return to a natural look and will therefore embark on surgery to have the remnants of all the implants removed. 

Probably a good idea as goodness only knows what she’ll look like in her old age!

In the second hour of today’s show, Margaret Mills took us back to the very early days of the formation of the Essex police force in the 1840’s.

Interestingly she revealed that many early police recruits came from the military, former farm labourers, and shop assistants but many failed to stay the course, often through drunkenness or  associations with undesirable females!

Listen here to what Margaret had to say on this subject: –

I look forward to seeing you again next week,
Scott