Hello, or bonsior, bonjour, bien venue and any other greeting you can think of!
Can you tell it’s Eurovision??!!
So, in homage to this cultural event, this weeks show will feature a smorgasbord of Eurovision classics. And some we’d rather forget I’m sure!
So get in touch if you have a favourite Eurovision song. Or even if you don’t – come talk to me and I’ll make sure you get a shout out. Email firstname.lastname@example.org or hit me up on Twitter @SpenPhoenix
I’ll see you at midday on Saturday!