On today’s show we heard all about the vegan former investment broker who stole a 3-month old piglet to save it from the slaughterhouse and then played an Elvis Presley hit song to calm it down as he drove off with the animal.

Whether or not that song kept the pig entertained is unclear but we also heard about the PUNCH AND JUDY man forced to cancel performances after complaints that his puppetry was too violent!

One show planned for a school in Middlesborough was withdrawn when he refused to promise that Punch would not hit Judy, whilst a second show for an Armed Forces Day celebration had to be cancelled after he was ordered to substitute a police officer for a policeman for the show.

Clearly that’s “NOT THE WAY TO DO IT!”

See you again tomorrow,
Scott