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Two Top Tens – Excuses and Love Songs

Today I featured two top tens – First was a list of the top 10 excuses for not getting a TV licence. Would you have “excused” them?
Check out the top 10 excuses for not getting a TV Licence.
1. “I don’t have to pay as I’m the King of Scotland.”
2. “I was abducted by aliens. As the Government don’t believe me, I’m refusing to pay my bills.”
3. “I have no television. It’s a microwave.”
4. “I only use the TV at night. I put the goldfish bowl in front of it at night. It helps the fish get to sleep.”
5. “The TV is only on for my parrot, Captain Jack Sparrow, who is learning the theme tune to Bargain Hunt.”
6. “I sent my man to the Co-op two months ago and he got done for shoplifting. I have not seen him since. He gets out next month, so I can pay it then.”
7. “I have a black-and-white licence. I only turn the colour on when my granddaughter comes and puts the music channels on.”
8. “Our pet turtle Betty turns 80 this December – do we get her free TV licence?”
9. “My cat is in labour, so I don’t have time to talk to you.”
10. “I don’t need a licence because I’m getting evicted for stabbing a guy in the head.”

TVlicencing

With Valentine’s Day approaching, music licensing company PPL have compiled a chart of the most played love songs of the 21st century so far. Some of the entries may surprise you.

PPL Most Played Love Songs of the 21st Century:
1 Chasing Cars Snow Patrol
2 Rule The World Take That
3 Can’t Get You Out Of My Head Kylie Minogue
4 Crazy In Love Beyoncé Feat. Jay-Z
5 I Don’t Want To Miss A Thing Aerosmith
6 Livin’ On A Prayer Bon Jovi
7 I Wanna Dance With Somebody Whitney Houston
8 Bleeding Love Leona Lewis
9 Rather Be (Feat. Jess Glynne) Clean Bandit
10 Just The Way You Are Bruno Mars

 
 
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Two Top Tens – Excuses and Love Songs

Today I featured two top tens – First was a list of the top 10 excuses for not getting a TV licence. Would you have “excused” them?
Check out the top 10 excuses for not getting a TV Licence.
1. “I don’t have to pay as I’m the King of Scotland.”
2. “I was abducted by aliens. As the Government don’t believe me, I’m refusing to pay my bills.”
3. “I have no television. It’s a microwave.”
4. “I only use the TV at night. I put the goldfish bowl in front of it at night. It helps the fish get to sleep.”
5. “The TV is only on for my parrot, Captain Jack Sparrow, who is learning the theme tune to Bargain Hunt.”
6. “I sent my man to the Co-op two months ago and he got done for shoplifting. I have not seen him since. He gets out next month, so I can pay it then.”
7. “I have a black-and-white licence. I only turn the colour on when my granddaughter comes and puts the music channels on.”
8. “Our pet turtle Betty turns 80 this December – do we get her free TV licence?”
9. “My cat is in labour, so I don’t have time to talk to you.”
10. “I don’t need a licence because I’m getting evicted for stabbing a guy in the head.”

TVlicencing

With Valentine’s Day approaching, music licensing company PPL have compiled a chart of the most played love songs of the 21st century so far. Some of the entries may surprise you.

PPL Most Played Love Songs of the 21st Century:
1 Chasing Cars Snow Patrol
2 Rule The World Take That
3 Can’t Get You Out Of My Head Kylie Minogue
4 Crazy In Love Beyoncé Feat. Jay-Z
5 I Don’t Want To Miss A Thing Aerosmith
6 Livin’ On A Prayer Bon Jovi
7 I Wanna Dance With Somebody Whitney Houston
8 Bleeding Love Leona Lewis
9 Rather Be (Feat. Jess Glynne) Clean Bandit
10 Just The Way You Are Bruno Mars

 
 
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Two Top Tens – Excuses and Love Songs

Today I featured two top tens – First was a list of the top 10 excuses for not getting a TV licence. Would you have “excused” them?
Check out the top 10 excuses for not getting a TV Licence.
1. “I don’t have to pay as I’m the King of Scotland.”
2. “I was abducted by aliens. As the Government don’t believe me, I’m refusing to pay my bills.”
3. “I have no television. It’s a microwave.”
4. “I only use the TV at night. I put the goldfish bowl in front of it at night. It helps the fish get to sleep.”
5. “The TV is only on for my parrot, Captain Jack Sparrow, who is learning the theme tune to Bargain Hunt.”
6. “I sent my man to the Co-op two months ago and he got done for shoplifting. I have not seen him since. He gets out next month, so I can pay it then.”
7. “I have a black-and-white licence. I only turn the colour on when my granddaughter comes and puts the music channels on.”
8. “Our pet turtle Betty turns 80 this December – do we get her free TV licence?”
9. “My cat is in labour, so I don’t have time to talk to you.”
10. “I don’t need a licence because I’m getting evicted for stabbing a guy in the head.”

TVlicencing

With Valentine’s Day approaching, music licensing company PPL have compiled a chart of the most played love songs of the 21st century so far. Some of the entries may surprise you.

PPL Most Played Love Songs of the 21st Century:
1 Chasing Cars Snow Patrol
2 Rule The World Take That
3 Can’t Get You Out Of My Head Kylie Minogue
4 Crazy In Love Beyoncé Feat. Jay-Z
5 I Don’t Want To Miss A Thing Aerosmith
6 Livin’ On A Prayer Bon Jovi
7 I Wanna Dance With Somebody Whitney Houston
8 Bleeding Love Leona Lewis
9 Rather Be (Feat. Jess Glynne) Clean Bandit
10 Just The Way You Are Bruno Mars

 
 
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Two Top Tens – Excuses and Love Songs

Today I featured two top tens – First was a list of the top 10 excuses for not getting a TV licence. Would you have “excused” them?
Check out the top 10 excuses for not getting a TV Licence.
1. “I don’t have to pay as I’m the King of Scotland.”
2. “I was abducted by aliens. As the Government don’t believe me, I’m refusing to pay my bills.”
3. “I have no television. It’s a microwave.”
4. “I only use the TV at night. I put the goldfish bowl in front of it at night. It helps the fish get to sleep.”
5. “The TV is only on for my parrot, Captain Jack Sparrow, who is learning the theme tune to Bargain Hunt.”
6. “I sent my man to the Co-op two months ago and he got done for shoplifting. I have not seen him since. He gets out next month, so I can pay it then.”
7. “I have a black-and-white licence. I only turn the colour on when my granddaughter comes and puts the music channels on.”
8. “Our pet turtle Betty turns 80 this December – do we get her free TV licence?”
9. “My cat is in labour, so I don’t have time to talk to you.”
10. “I don’t need a licence because I’m getting evicted for stabbing a guy in the head.”

TVlicencing

With Valentine’s Day approaching, music licensing company PPL have compiled a chart of the most played love songs of the 21st century so far. Some of the entries may surprise you.

PPL Most Played Love Songs of the 21st Century:
1 Chasing Cars Snow Patrol
2 Rule The World Take That
3 Can’t Get You Out Of My Head Kylie Minogue
4 Crazy In Love Beyoncé Feat. Jay-Z
5 I Don’t Want To Miss A Thing Aerosmith
6 Livin’ On A Prayer Bon Jovi
7 I Wanna Dance With Somebody Whitney Houston
8 Bleeding Love Leona Lewis
9 Rather Be (Feat. Jess Glynne) Clean Bandit
10 Just The Way You Are Bruno Mars

 
 
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