Hey I got to do a bonus edition of ONE-2-THREE today so I was able to dig up some more wonderful oddball news stories.

I had intended to include one about a man found lurking inside a sceptic tank underneath a ladies loo, but as Michelle publicised that one yesterday, I dug up another couple of stories worth extending to a wider audience.

First off came news of police being called to a suspected incident of domestic violence only to discover that the screams coming from a woman were the result of her suffering from the fumes being emitted by her boy friend after eating too many baked beans. Well that really is an ill wind!

Next up we heard about a worker in China who after fixing an advertising screen, accidentallytreated occupants of the square to a hard core porn film. The results brought the area to a strandstill until he was alerted to the error of his ways. Maybe this could be a more effective method of riot control than rubber bullets, although you might need water cannon later!

Right, Bob will be back tomorrow and Monday and I’ll see you on Tuesday.

Enjoy the sun,

Scott