Welcome to another week – the last in February! And on today’s One-2-Three show I couldn’t resist bringing you the story of the couple who were enjoying a candlelight supper after dropping in briefly at the local hostelry. You might have thought that with all the problems of horse meat DNA surfacing in various pre-packed meals, that you’d be safe with rocket salad. Well seemingly not always. After imbibing three mouthfuls of this salad, the couple thought they’d stumbled on a mashed fish finger, but it turned out to be a full size dead bird. Very tasty!
The second story retrieved from PHOENIX FM’s department of weird and whacky news concerned the West Midlands police. There are times when you just can’t win and this has just happened to them. It seems that the 
Crown Prosecution Service had complained about the absence of official reports by one “PC PEACH”. The CPS were not deterred from continuing to press for these reports, even after they had been informed that “PC PEACH” was in fact a police dog. In the end to try to get the CPS off their backs a report was duly filed from said “PC PEACH”. The brief statement, on behalf of police dog Peach, read: “I chase him. I bite him. Bad man. He tasty. Good boy. Good boy Peach.” The ‘statement’ was then signed at the bottom with a print of the Alsatian’s pawmark! As a result of this report the police responsible for this are now to face their own investigation. Love it!
See you tomorrow,
Scott
