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THE WEIRD & WHACKY STORIES ARE BACK AGAIN!

Yes it’s me  Scott Ross sitting in again for Michelle Ward on EAT MY LUNCH. I think they always ask me to handle lunchtimes based on the assumption that I’ll always make a meal out of it.

Now as you know Michelle is a hard act to follow and not only can I not answer her question of the day, but I can’t even think of a question to ask, so instead whenever I sit in on her show, and given all the misery propagated in the regular news bulletins,  I always try to find some stories to make you smile. Now we’ve previously told you about the WWII plot by British intelligence to turn Hitler into a woman, the man arrested at an airport with 7 snakes hidden in his trousers, and of the Zimbabwean man who claimed that the prostitute he booked turned into a donkey. Hard to top some of these stories but nevertheless we told you today about the planned half hour fireworks extravaganza in Oban which went with “Abang” in just over a minute when the whole lot went off at once. We also revealed that those might efficient Germans, who’ve been busy taken the mickey out of the Greeks for mismanaging their economy made an accounting error amounting to 55-billion Euro. The Finance minister is quoted as describing this as “an extremely annoying mistake”. And some! Our final story of the day concerned the pole-dancing dinner lady who no doubt both surprised and enlightened pupils at a school in Sweden. Well it just had to be Sweden, didn’t it?

Anyway enough from me – til next time, but fear not normality returns tomorrow when Michelle returns at 11. Don’t be late!

Bye for now,

Scott

 

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THE WEIRD & WHACKY STORIES ARE BACK AGAIN!

Yes it’s me  Scott Ross sitting in again for Michelle Ward on EAT MY LUNCH. I think they always ask me to handle lunchtimes based on the assumption that I’ll always make a meal out of it.

Now as you know Michelle is a hard act to follow and not only can I not answer her question of the day, but I can’t even think of a question to ask, so instead whenever I sit in on her show, and given all the misery propagated in the regular news bulletins,  I always try to find some stories to make you smile. Now we’ve previously told you about the WWII plot by British intelligence to turn Hitler into a woman, the man arrested at an airport with 7 snakes hidden in his trousers, and of the Zimbabwean man who claimed that the prostitute he booked turned into a donkey. Hard to top some of these stories but nevertheless we told you today about the planned half hour fireworks extravaganza in Oban which went with “Abang” in just over a minute when the whole lot went off at once. We also revealed that those might efficient Germans, who’ve been busy taken the mickey out of the Greeks for mismanaging their economy made an accounting error amounting to 55-billion Euro. The Finance minister is quoted as describing this as “an extremely annoying mistake”. And some! Our final story of the day concerned the pole-dancing dinner lady who no doubt both surprised and enlightened pupils at a school in Sweden. Well it just had to be Sweden, didn’t it?

Anyway enough from me – til next time, but fear not normality returns tomorrow when Michelle returns at 11. Don’t be late!

Bye for now,

Scott

 

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THE WEIRD & WHACKY STORIES ARE BACK AGAIN!

Yes it’s me  Scott Ross sitting in again for Michelle Ward on EAT MY LUNCH. I think they always ask me to handle lunchtimes based on the assumption that I’ll always make a meal out of it.

Now as you know Michelle is a hard act to follow and not only can I not answer her question of the day, but I can’t even think of a question to ask, so instead whenever I sit in on her show, and given all the misery propagated in the regular news bulletins,  I always try to find some stories to make you smile. Now we’ve previously told you about the WWII plot by British intelligence to turn Hitler into a woman, the man arrested at an airport with 7 snakes hidden in his trousers, and of the Zimbabwean man who claimed that the prostitute he booked turned into a donkey. Hard to top some of these stories but nevertheless we told you today about the planned half hour fireworks extravaganza in Oban which went with “Abang” in just over a minute when the whole lot went off at once. We also revealed that those might efficient Germans, who’ve been busy taken the mickey out of the Greeks for mismanaging their economy made an accounting error amounting to 55-billion Euro. The Finance minister is quoted as describing this as “an extremely annoying mistake”. And some! Our final story of the day concerned the pole-dancing dinner lady who no doubt both surprised and enlightened pupils at a school in Sweden. Well it just had to be Sweden, didn’t it?

Anyway enough from me – til next time, but fear not normality returns tomorrow when Michelle returns at 11. Don’t be late!

Bye for now,

Scott

 

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THE WEIRD & WHACKY STORIES ARE BACK AGAIN!

Yes it’s me  Scott Ross sitting in again for Michelle Ward on EAT MY LUNCH. I think they always ask me to handle lunchtimes based on the assumption that I’ll always make a meal out of it.

Now as you know Michelle is a hard act to follow and not only can I not answer her question of the day, but I can’t even think of a question to ask, so instead whenever I sit in on her show, and given all the misery propagated in the regular news bulletins,  I always try to find some stories to make you smile. Now we’ve previously told you about the WWII plot by British intelligence to turn Hitler into a woman, the man arrested at an airport with 7 snakes hidden in his trousers, and of the Zimbabwean man who claimed that the prostitute he booked turned into a donkey. Hard to top some of these stories but nevertheless we told you today about the planned half hour fireworks extravaganza in Oban which went with “Abang” in just over a minute when the whole lot went off at once. We also revealed that those might efficient Germans, who’ve been busy taken the mickey out of the Greeks for mismanaging their economy made an accounting error amounting to 55-billion Euro. The Finance minister is quoted as describing this as “an extremely annoying mistake”. And some! Our final story of the day concerned the pole-dancing dinner lady who no doubt both surprised and enlightened pupils at a school in Sweden. Well it just had to be Sweden, didn’t it?

Anyway enough from me – til next time, but fear not normality returns tomorrow when Michelle returns at 11. Don’t be late!

Bye for now,

Scott

 

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