(L-R) Aaron Abel, Liam “Young Blood” Collins, Captain Flash Rogers. www.britishwrestlingevolution.com

“Shut up, you don’t wanna be put through Nick’s table, I’m sure Nick wouldn’t appreciate it…”

“So Flash, what’s life like in the year 2777? Do people still watch Coronation Street and stuff?”

“Having him around probably does wonders for your training, seeing that you all want to kill him…”

“We’ve got some big names, big faces, big arms…”

“Someone was just asking about that mosquito bite on your arm…”

“I’m not orange-flavoured, Nick!”

“It’s worth a £5 training session just to throw Aaron around…” “No one throws me around!”

“Who wants to see Nick in the ring?” “What would my wrestling name be?” “Nick! The Phoenix!”

“Of course I’m angry, I’m stuck in a room with you two!”

All of the above were actual things said during Curveballs’ evening with Aaron, Liam and Flash from British Wrestling Evolution, definitely one of our more surreal interviews to date, but a fun one nonetheless! The organisation was formed a year ago and is holding its second tournament, Redemption, on April 24^th at the Alec Hunter Humanities College in Braintree. Tickets are £10, either on the door or from www.britishwrestlingevolution.com, which is also the place to find out more on the wrestlers competing in the event, and how you can get involved with their training sessions, held every Saturday at Fort Galaxy Gym, Ilford. I wonder if a few of our chatroom regulars would be up for that… ;-)

A – Monkey Kong www.myspace.com/officiala

Minus the Bear – Throwing Shapes www.minusthebear.com

Ace Out – We Stand Alone www.myspace.com/bandaceout

Flanders – Everybody www.deepelm.com

Imperial Leisure – The Beast www.imperial-leisure.co.uk

Stapleton – Tonight We Will Carry Him Home www.myspace.com/stapleton

British Intelligence – That’s how it Goes www.britishintelligencemusic.com

Sirens Over Stalingrad – Impact Marks & Flash Points www.myspace.com/sirensoverstalingrad

The Tibetan Tea Company – Captain Jaffa www.tibetanteacompany.co.uk

Little Room – Sonar www.myspace.com/littleroomuk

Crazy Eights – Loaded Gun www.myspace.com/crazyeightsuk

Krystal Vayne – Good Child www.myspace.com/krystalvayne

The Jays – San Diego www.myspace.com/thejaysonline

Shadows Chasing Ghosts – Blueprints for Our Worst Laid Plans www.shadowschasingghosts.co.uk

Learn to Swim – Sunshine State www.myspace.com/learntoswimuk

Zalinski - Honesty Policy www.zalinskiband.com

Honeymoon on Mars – Drowning www.myspace.com/honeymoononmars

Django Django – Storm www.myspace.com/djangotime

Tim Eveleigh – Perfect www.timeveleigh.co.uk