MEET 'SPOT' THE DOG

Hi gang. Spot the dog here.

 

Rather then have Rookard the disc jockey chatting on this page self promoting his rather boring Sunday afternoon programme, I thought you’d appreciate my thoughts on Brentwood and Billericay. Although to be honest ever since the unfortunate incident between me and that Billericay bitch, I’ve been banned from the town.

 

But who am I you ask.    Well you all know about that famous HMV dog - you know the little hound doing his masters voice trick before an old wind up gramophone. Well not around here mate. According to Rookard the only thing I'm useful for is dumping in the cooking pot. Says I fart all over the place scratch my private parts and he keeps stepping into my doggy doo's... 

 

Bloody thing will have to go he shouted the other day. But I have this crafty plan. Keep out of his way and tell you all the dirt and gossip from the Phoenix FM studio..  

 

Sorry I can’t give you any of the low down this time round, fact is I got him in the leg the other night, and I’m still out here in the dog house. 

 

Yours ‘Spot’