Ross Kemp, Chuck Norris and Jim Carey in a swimsuit - what a week?

Have you ever heard of the Darwin Awards? I got sent this absolutely fab email all about this annual honours list full of accounts of very stupid things that people have done which - more often than not - result in their own death! For example, the couple who were bored driving along one day and decided it would be fun to throw some dynamite out the window...but forgot to open the window. Yup. True story. And if you ever need a quick pick-me-up, if you ever need the knowledge that yes there is someone out there more foolish than yourself, look no further than the 2008 winners!

One thing which has plagued me all week is Jim Carey in a swimming costume - apparently he only did this to wind up photographers, but really, could he not think of a better way than this?

I think that there are better practical jokes out there than this one which has CLEARLY backfired! Surely he didn't want the whole world to see this photo? Am also questioning his girlfriend who is proudly walking alongside him not lingering ten paces behind with a hat and moustache on as I would be. Well at least we can take one thing from this mishap then, she is not shallow - that's nice!

So..the big dilemma of the week then:

Ross Kemp  VS  Chuck Norris.

Now apparently ross kemp has a 720 degree field of vision, meaning he can see twice round himself but on the other hand chuck norris doesn't have a crtl button on his keyboard...because he is always in control. It's a tough call.. it really is... maybe by this time next week I will have decided a winner....

That's all for now though!