Busy with panto, Jordan’s been a bit lax when it comes to uploading her content. Bad Jordan.
But here’s episodes 30-through-34 featuring the a special guest visit from her panto’s producers Luke Coldham and Alice Fillary, top banter with returning musical guest Ren Stedman and LGBT history chat with Essex’s premier transgender police officer Gina Denham. Plenty of solo silliness in between.
Episode 30: The Only Way Is DICK! (feat Luke Coldham and Alice Fillary)
Episode 31: I Want You To Love Me Brentwood!
Episode 32: Ren Stedman and Gina Denham
Episode 34 (WTF happened to 33?): Video-shames
Theme: Keep Going
Guest: Cara Compass (indie author)
*NOT Cara “CARTER” as I initially introduced her!
Taking time out from smashing it on social media, young first-time author Cara Compass join Jordan in-studio to discuss her forthcoming novel “Keep Going” – a pre-apocalyptic coming of age story.
Amidst literary chat, learn air about elephants, how Cara saved a cat and the mysterious art of “astrolonomy”.
“Keep Going” is released January 26th
Cara on Twitter – @caracompass
Jordan on Twitter – @Talldarkfriend
Theme: … Mecca?
Guest: Mo Omar (comedian)
Episode 28 kicks off the new year in style as a first time meeting turns into full-on Grade 8 bantomine! Comedian Mo Omar (winner of the 2017 Leicester Sq. New Comedian of the Year) regales us with tales of camel milk, mumble-rap, Mecca LOLs and overselling underlay.
Mo riffs on “having too much face”, Jordan defends her honour in “You’ve Been Trumbled!” and the pair discuss plans for Edinburgh Fringe 2018.
Follow Mo @MoKUltra (like M K Ultra, ya dig?)
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WHAT A WAY to close the year!
Episode Theme: 2017
Guests: Daniel John (comedian), Stephen Trumble (comedian), Andrew Forsyth (“comedian”)
Deftly controlled chaos takes over the studio for 90minutes of 2017-bashing fun. Triple the guests means triple the bants, broaching subjects from transgenderism in anime, Louis CK and the Weinstein scandal, Star Wars: The Last Jedi and “that Tinder poop girl that got stuck in a window”.
Jordan and the boys play “You’ve Been Trumbled” with the Trumble himself. Daniel John beseeches us to throw our tellies out the window (just like that Tinder poop girl that threw her poop out the window). Andrew Forsyth shows up late and complains about green milk and plastic nipples.
“This episode will make you feel feelings” – MTV.co.uk
Merry New Year and a big sexy thank you to all our listeners for weathering this 27-week teething period. 2018 will be better. We WILL make The ExtraJordanary Show GREAT (again?).
Guest: Allysa Pentolfe (singer, muso, student, #1 Jordanite)
In a madcap tribute to Mary’s labour, Jordan counts down the greatest Christmas horror movies of all time, bursts into stream-of-consciousness and gives long-time listener *Allysa Pentolfe* a call, just to see what’s up.
A truly special episode and the penultimate show of 2017. Many thanks to our many listeners from Jordan and the whole team @ Phoenix 98FM | www.phoenixfm.com | @phoenixfm
Guest: Chris Hood (fellow Phoenix presenter – The Orient Hour)
Jordan demonstrates extrasensory presenting skills as she juggles two shows at once; simultaneously recording episode 26 while episode 25 is going out live. Tips on sticking to NY resolutions, intermittent readings from Kerouac’s “On The Road” and an impromptu chat with fellow Phoenix presenter Chris Hood about prog-rock and murderous trains.
Episode Theme: Jealousy
A standout episode, diving into the murky and mercurial world of jealousy – especially insofar as it pertains to “Christmas”, “the movie Toy Story”, “Lady Gaga” and “Louis CK”. Sod your Mr. Frosties, bust out your Buzz Lightyears and join us for a darkly comic meander through the Emerald City of the mind.
New features include “Love Hearts” and “Love Hearts (Parma Violet edition)”.
Guest: Christopher Glasson
One half of Hardcore Listing’s “Chris & Stu” — podcaster, health fanatic and reader of books Christopher Glasson joins Jordan in-studio for a bantastic episode filled with sneek-a-peekas and proper good radio stuff. The pair play a nail-biting edition of “You’ve Been Trumbled!”, Chris regales us with tales of past employment and the pair both speak fondly about Stu (not present).
You can catch the Hardcore Listing podcast LIVE on Thursday December 7th @ The Civic Hall (Grays) — with Jordan appearing alongside a number of distinguished guests from music and telly.
TICKETS — www.seetickets.com/event/hardcore-listing-christmas-special/the-civic-hall/1159578
2 hours of textbook radio, *totally winged* on the premise that “the leaves are currently changing colour”.
Jordan extols the magic and majesty of the Autumnal season as only she knows how: high off her little titties on off-brand energy drink and with the help of her listeners, including and especially #1 Jordanite: Allysa Pentolfe.
Catch Jordan as “Fairy Hanny” in “The Only Way Is Dick, this Janurary @ The Towngate Theatre, Basildon.
Box Office: 01268 465 465 | www.towngatetheatre.co.uk
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Theme: “Impulsivity” (Impulsiveness)
Guest: Carl Denham – comedian, promoter, fantasy cartographer, bear (not a sexual delineation)
Carl; A Bear.
In what has been billed as the *bleepiest* episode so far, Jordan interviews the notorious “poultry pugilist” that is Carl Denham. The pair discuss Carl’s comic approach, his international affair with hip-hop and his time spent not-actually-hibernating as a massive woodland mammal.
Home truths coming spilling from every orifice in this enlightening and enlivening edition of The ExtraJordanary Show!
Carl on Twitter | @LLCoolMage
Contains Mild Peril – Comedy Night
Carl: the cartographer —