After a week away in a country which believes itself to be top dog in the EU, but where if you want to get an internet connection you have to pay €14.50 per device, per day, I have now returned to civilisation. Well I thought I had until I heard news of the new DISMALAND theme park in Weston Super Mare. The park features a derelict Cinderella’s castle surrounded by a stagnant litter-strewn moat, a remote control boat filled with migrants trying to enter Dover and a merry-go-round featuring a horse being turned into Lasagne.

And just when you think you’ve heard it all comes news of the woman from Wrexham who woke up to find someone had pinched her lawn.

See you again tomorrow!
Scott