We heard today about a bit of a rumpus that’s been caused north of the border up in Scotland due to mistaken identity. Well actually not once but twice!

First off it seems that a vicar was reported for animal cruelty only it turned out that the alleged victim – JOSHUA THE DONKEY, was actually a life size fibreglass model used in the annual Christmas Nativity Play. Meanwhile in a bid to win the best scarecrow competition in the annual community gala, Pamela Johnston has fallen foul of motorists who thought the policeman lurking in the bushes at the front of her garden was the real thing trying to catch speeding vehicles.

Also today we discovered that romance is still alive as news has just reached us about a man who proposed to his wife using an engagement ring made from his
amputated leg.

Right back tomorrow. See you then,

Scott