On today’s programme we heard about the revelation by the Iranian authorities that the USA has really been governed since 1945 by an evil band of German Nazi aliens. Perhaps that accounts for some of the fast food chains that have their origins across the pond – they’re trying to poison us!

And talking of fast food chains, we also heard about the woman from New Zealand deeply offended by a joke pencilled inside her Pizza box. It read “How do you get a fat chick into bed? Piece of cake!’

As she thought it had been directed at her perhaps we can assume that she is on the heavy side!

With that thought I’ll leave you. See you again tomorrow,
Scott