On today’s show we heard about the French fashion designer, seemingly making a name for himself by half dressing models in ill fitting oversized paper bags with brown paper masks obscuring their faces. Whilst admitting that he has never studied fashion design and doesn’t know how to make a shirt or trousers, those supposedly “in the know” insist that SIMON PORTE JACQUEMUS, is the one to watch!
Meanwhile another Frenchman tried to smuggle his wife into the EU in a suitcase. Silly really as had he simply produced evidence that 
she was his wife, she could have travelled in comfort sitting beside him rather than squashed in a suitcase on the rack! Oh well I guess he’ll know better next time.
See you again tomorrow,
Scott
