Yes after an enforced week away I am delighted to be back and away from the boring 4 walls at home.

On today’s programme we heard all about the Cornish man who appears to have failed to impress a prospective employer in spectacular style.

When said company replied to his application describing him as “one of the most irritating, rude, obnoxious and arrogant people they had ever had the misfortune to meet ” and that, “for an old aesthetically challenged guy with no teeth, you have an unbelievable amount of confidence,” it might have been quickly apparent that he had been unsuccessful.

Rather than the usual platitudes regretting that his application didn’t meet the company’s requirements and wishing him well in seeking alternative employment, the missive dug the knife in deeper still by suggesting that, “you are not only the most inappropriate person for this job, but probably for any job. You will spend the next few years applying for numerous positions, only to get rejected as soon as they meet you.”

Clearly the interview didn’t go quite as well as he had thought!

From the other side of the world, we learnt about the jailbreak in Brazil organised by three women dressed in dominatrix costumes who succeeded in tricking the guards who clearly thought they were on to a good thing. Unfortunately the good-time girls drugged and handcuffed the hapless guards, before freeing 28 inmates who escaped with 3 rifles, a number of revolvers and ammunition!

On that note, I’m off. See you again tomorrow,
Scott