It may be a Thursday but yes, it’s me again back on ONE-2-THREE whilst Bob is taking a break – well not a break exactly, more like Breakfast! Yes he’s currently deputising for JOE BOX on the Breakfast Show. Rather him than me getting up at 5 in the morning!
Anyway enough of that. On today’s show we heard all about the brand manager of a new cleaner, who is so confident of its cleaning abilities, that he ate a pasta straight off a station platform he’d just cleaned with his product. He even mopped up the sauce with a slice of bread! As around 400,000 people tramp through that station every day and you can more or less guarantee that 93% of shoes will have some pretty unpleasant stuff splattered on them. Indeed it is reckoned that most shoes are dirtier than the average toilet seat. I think I’d rather do the ice bucket challenge!
Now if you are a single fella and looking for love, the Brazilian town of Noiva do Cordeiro is the place to head for as the town’s 600-strong population is entirely 
female mostly aged between 20 and 35 and they are so desperate for male company that they’ve sent out an appeal. The only caveat is that males taking up the offer must agree to live by their rules and do what they say. Well nothing new in that. I always have to do what I’m told!
See you next week,
Scott
