Another MAXIMUM MUSIC MONDAY is upon us, but in with all that music, we managed to squeeze in the story of a man who, sadly, dropped dead from embarrassment whilst buying a Valentines gift for his fiancee in an Irish based sex shop.
But whilst music may be the food of love, one place you might not choose as a favoured establishment is the restaurant run by a Nigerian hotel. The house speciality appears to have been roast human head! When raided by police, two freshly severed human heads wrapped in cellophane were found together with two army caps and two AK47 rifles, which presumably had once been owned by the chef’s “dish of the day”. Amazingly the complaint lodged with the police by a visiting pastor, who had dined at the restaurant, seemed more concerned with the price he had been charged for his meal rather than the meal itself. Since the menus reportedly accurately described the delicacies on offer, there would be no prospect of a successful prosecution under the Trade Description Act, assuming, of course, that such legislation exists in Nigeria. Don’t ask for the “head waiter” there!
Right after all that, I’m off for a bite to eat – but not in Nigeria! I’ll see you again tomorrow.
Scott
